161,000 Reasons

Driving for Uber, I delivered a client to the Maserati dealership in Hurst, TX. While there, I had one of the salesmen take the picture so I could send it to my oldest son, Andy. He is all into expensive cars, and a lot of 14 years olds tend to be. I knew he would enjoy the picture.

I added that I was not buying it, and had 161,000 reasons for not doing so. He was only mildly disappointed.