T O P S E C R E T
From: Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Universe Protection Unit — Eastern Quadrant, Sector 28.
To: Star Command (Commander Walt Disney).
After serving faithfully for these past number of years, I hereby submit my resignation to Star Command. I hang my head in shame with the direction that Star Command has gone these number of years. Command has lost its focus and it’s no longer about our mission. We once knew what we stood for was noble and just, but here lately, it seems our focus is seedy, underhanded, and deceitful. I can support none of these things and I’m ashamed to be associated with such an organization. Therefore, I’m signing off.