Category: Humor

Death of a Washer

I was with my Dad back in November when Heidi called and told me that our washer had caught fire. She quickly turned it off, but it still smoked for a while. Our son in-law is an appliance repair man, so she called him to get an over-the-phone diagnosis. In laymen’s terms, he said, “you need a new washer.”

The hunt for a new washer was upon us.

I found this beauty in Calvert, TX. You can see some of the quality work it was capable of in the second picture.

For some reason, Heidi declined.

So I found this one.

It’s works like a charm.

All photos are copyright © Timothy J. Hammons, 2022.

The Tragic Down Fall of Baby Doll

CAUTION: Following post has extreme scenes which may be difficult for young viewers.

 

JOHNSON CITY, TN — Earlier in the week, it was reported that Baby Doll was involved in a tragic accident. She has been rush to cornER of the room, under a pile of dirty socks, recovering. She had been crushed under a truck and rescuers had to use the jaws of life to extract her from the pile of debris.

This sad news came to the surprise of her family.

“We saw her out and about, dressed to the nines only earlier in the day, ” said Momma Jess. “This has just upset the entire family.”

Reports indicate that after Baby Dolls spends some time in rehab, she will be ready to once again, go out on the town with her big sister Annie Lease.

Baby Doll seen with her big sister, Annie Lease, only a few hours before the tragic accident.

Caution: Viewer Discretion is Strongly Advised.

Baby Doll trapped under a truck, only moments before emergency crews pulled her free and rushed her to the cornER clothes pile for medical attention.

All photos copyright © Timothy J. Hammons, 2022.

A Proper Movie Review

This was back in June 2017, when I took my boys to see the 4th installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.  I didn’t really like the movie. It was mostly just the first three installments over again with a different setting.

And I don’t really think the boys liked it either. One way to tell if a movie is actually good ask yourself if you would watch it again? Or do you think about the movie? A really good movie tends to stick in your brain for a while. Really bad ones do as well. But a mediocre movie? You will forget you saw it within a month.

That was the movie in question. I remember very little about it.

As for Andy, you can see what he thought of the movie after we watched it. I had them sit down and write a movie review and this is what he put together.