Buzz Heads for Sector 28

Report 05

T O P  S E C R E T

From: Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Universe Protection Unit — Eastern Quadrant, Sector 16 … and soon to be Sector 28.

To: Star Command (Commander Turner Lightyear).


After some recent setbacks in the mission, which you can read about here, here, and sadly, here, I was able commandeer a spacecraft in order to make my way to Sector 28 where our subjects live. Even though it is a spacecraft of antiquity, I was quite pleased with the amount of room in the main cabin. It also had a rather large steering device, which I learned to turn by resorting to the gymnastics class lessons you gave me and the rest of the fleet so many eons ago. Of course, the craft did need some maintenance and a few major repairs to get it running again, but once that was accomplished, I was on my way out of Sector 16 heading for the great sector 28. I can’t wait to see this great land, given the way my subjects talked about it.

As for taking the spacecraft, if pay close attention to the registration, it actually belongs in sector 28. I’m sure the good people of that sector will be glad to have their fine vehicle returned to them.

Previous Reports:

Report 01

Report 02

Report 03

Report 04


Decent undercarriage. A little rust, but nothing major.

All photos are top secret and Buzz  will have to dispose of you if you use them elsewhere without written permission from Starfleet Command… © Timothy J. Hammons, 2021

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