Faulty Communications


Report 03

T O P  S E C R E T

From: Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Universe Protection Unit — Eastern Quadrant, Sector 16.

To: Star Command (Commander Turner Lightyear).

Commander,

I attempted to establish more effective forms of communication, but alas, the aliens seem to have very ancient means to communicate. I was unable to get the device to work. However, had I done so, I’m not sure that it would have been a secure line. The Galactic Data Base seems to indicate that many of the aliens liked to use these forms of communication at the same time, calling it a party line. It’s just my Ranger opinion, but this seems a very strange way to have a party.

BL




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